Me every time I’m hungry
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
"Now to demonstrate your devotion to the Spice Girls, I understand that you have a gift, and I wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight… you are able to do what?" "Their autographs." [x]
people that talk about tumblr in school make me so uncomfortable
Whenever I feel sad, I just look at this gif and then I don’t feel so sad anymore
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[RAPE TW: I’m on my phone I can’t tag] Just because somebody is counting money in front of you and you’re poor you don’t have the right to steal that money. Just because restaurants exist and you’re hungry doesn’t mean you’re allowed to eat for free. Just because someone else has something you want doesn’t give you the right to take it. Just because a woman is a woman doesn’t give a man the right to hurt and assault her because she’s there. There’s a big difference between an erection and fucking raping somebody or assaulting them. Victim blaming is bullshit nobody tells gun shot victims that they should have been wearing a bulletproof vest. Nobody tells a stabbing victim that they should have superhuman agility to dodge the knife. Stop blaming women for men not being able to control themselves. Stop blaming women for societies obsession with male dominance and female submission.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
phoebe and ursula